Cards
Now, in case you somehow missed out on the fact that Clintons has decreed this Sunday a day to buy many things and give the economy a boost between Christmas and Easter*, here are some delightful Valentine’s ecards which you may use. All are available to send, free of charge, from the sarcastic site http://www.someecards.com - not, in general, for the easily offended (this is the internet, after all), but rest assured that in this post I’ve eliminated the crude dross and preserved the genuinely funny :)
Points for topicality:


In keeping with the anti-commercialist feeling:


Funny:

Just plain cute:

And if free is too expensive for you, there’s always this:
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*[I’m not a cynic; merely a realist. And no, I’m not going out with anybody - however did you guess? Incidentally, though, I really do not subscribe to the cards and gift-wrap excessiveness that inevitably seem to accompany birthdays and Christmas - a home-made card - or even an appropriately sardonic ecard - is so much nicer than its overpriced shopbought alternative.]
