Reblog: Stuff Christians Like - Christian Bumper Stickers
Stolen shamelessly from Jon Acuff’s site (the one who did the God: Mac or PC?). If you’re not subscribed yet, you really should be ‘cos he’s rather funny :) Check the full original post and some amusing comments by clicking on the title of this for the link. Malheureusement, I have no car… but in my imaginary car, I’m sure I’d be rushing out to buy these :P
Funniest ones [he claims these are all real, but I have my doubts]:
“Christian Bumper Sticker Scorecard:
3. You have an ichthus fish sticker with the word ichthus written inside it, eating a Darwin fish. = +3 points
4. You have an ichthus fish sticker with the word ichthus written inside it, applying a sleeper hold to the Darwin fish or stabbing it with a sharpened prison style toothbrush. = +4 points
5. Your sticker features a bit of wry Christian word play. “Jesus accepts knee-mail.” Or “This car is prayer-conditioned.” = +1 point
8. Your sticker is completely baffling to people who have never read the Bible. “My boss is a Jewish carpenter.” (Does that guy really work for a Jewish carpenter? Should I get a sticker that says, ‘My boss is an Atheist Accountant?’) = +3 points
9. The sticker completely baffles even you. “Try Jesus, if you don’t like him, Satan will take you back.” = +4 points
15. The sticker is oddly competitive and talks trash against other religions. “My God is alive, sorry about yours!” = 0 points
18. Your sticker tries to use drug vernacular to reach these crazy gen millennial tweeners. “Another dopeless hope fiend.” “Want to get high? Try God!” “Get stoned like Paul!” = + 3 points
21. You find a sneaky way to have a swear on your car. “God’s last name is not dammit.” = + 5 points”
