The Game of Questions from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead - want to play?
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With spectators?
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Do you want to play questions?
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How do you play that?
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You have to ask a question.
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Statement. One - Love.
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Cheating.
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How?
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I haven't started yet.
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Statement. Two - Love.
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Are you counting that?
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What?
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Are you counting that?
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Foul. No repetition. Three - Love and game.
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I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
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Whose serve?
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Uh...
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Hesitation. Love - One.
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Whose go?
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Why?
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Why not?
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What for?
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HA. No synonyms. One all.
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What in God's name is going on?
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Foul. No rhetoric. Two - One.
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What does it all add up to?
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Can't you guess?
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Are you addressing me?
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Is there anyone else?
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Who?
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How would I know?
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Why do you ask?
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Are you serious?
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Was that rhetoric?
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No.
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Statement. Two all. Game point.
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What's the matter with you today?
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When?
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What?
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Are you deaf?
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Am I dead?
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Yes or no?
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Is there a choice?
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Is there a God?
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Foul. No non-sequiturs. Three - Two. One game all.
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What's your name?
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What's yours?
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You first.
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Statement. One - Love.
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What's your name when you're at home?
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What's yours?
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When I'm at home?
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Is it different at home?
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What home?
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Haven't you got one?
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Why do you ask?
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What are you driving at?
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What's your name?
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Repetition. Two - Love. Match point.
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Who do you think you are?
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Rhetoric. Game and match!
